What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What are the consequences of being addicted to something? Is it considered wrong to have an addiction?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Has anyone had a romance scammer start messaging them on Quora? How do you know if the person is scamming you? What do you do?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

Why should the US public listen to Lauren Boebert, the queen of hypocrisy tell us, "We need morals back in our nation" when her real-time video is the heartbeat of immoral? Why does her audio not match her video?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Read also: